2002-02-26 - 10:34 a.m.

Boxers, never briefs

I wear boxers (probably more than you really wanted to know about me) and never briefs. Its something about boxers that give you that little extra ‘roominess’ that lack with briefs. Besides, I like the term ‘boxers’. It sounds fancier. There is one problem today, however, and its something I really hate. It’s going to be one of those “BUTT CRACK” days…

What, you have never heard of a butt crack day? Why that is one of the most uncomfortable days you will ever experience. This morning, when I was getting dressed, I should have known. Those boxers were just a little too loose and stretched out. They were just a few many times through the wash cycle. Definitely rag material… But I put them on anyway, you know the day, running a little late and don’t want to spend that extra two seconds walking over to the drawer to get a new pair.

I slipped them on and thought about for a second. Should I or shouldn’t I? I opted for the “oh, it will be ok” stand. Boxers on, pants on and shirt and off to the socks and shoes. Then into the truck and WAMMO… butt crack day!

I really thought about going home, but opted against it. What would I say? Sorry boss, I need to go home to change underwear! I mean really. No, I will just sit in the meetings today and be miserable.

Well I hope your day isn’t a butt crack day! Talk to you soon…

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